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In America, there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.

~ Robert Benchley

Orbital Platform Omicron – Status

  • The National Institute of Cheer's Orbital Platform is currently in geosynchronous orbit over Fort Lauderdale. 26.0908599 N and 80.1159533 E.
  • All systems are currently operational and in code GREEN.
  • The soup of the day is Heirloom Tomato Bisque

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