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Orbital Platform Omicron – Status
- The National Institute of Cheer's Orbital Platform is currently in geosynchronous orbit over Fort Lauderdale. 26.0908599 N and 80.1159533 E.
- All systems are currently operational and in code GREEN.
- The soup of the day is Heirloom Tomato Bisque
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